When I was in the One True Church, I lived in a Brother’s House. This was where a bunch of us Christian guys lived together with a family sothat we could be made into godly men. We did this by attending lots and lots of meetings and doing lots and lots of stewardships.
Stewardships are basically chores except stewardships sounds much more Biblical – especially if you read the King James Bible. We had a notebook of index cards called standards. Each standard gave instructions on how to do the stewardships. Further, one of the brothers was appointed head-steward so he had the extra responsibility of checking our stewardships to see if they rose up to the standard.
If our stewardships didn’t meet the standard, we got consequences. The purpose of consequences was to encourage us to take the time to do the stewardships perfectly in the first place by giving us even less time because we had to do our consequences in addition to our stewardships and all of the meetings.
Brother Faithful rarely got consequences. He always seemed to joyfully uphold the standards. He was up at five in the morning doing his Bible reading and prayer before we all stumbled out for house devotions. He made sure we didn’t miss a speck when cleaning the bathroom sink and to finish it off by shining it up with a paper towel. He made us sing while doing the dishes after dinner.
I, on the other hand, did get consequences. In one case, my consequence was to work with another offending brother in taking hand-written recipes and typing them onto index cards.
To entertain ourselves, we wondered how creative we could be in our descriptions. For example, instead of typing one teaspoon of salt, we put down one teaspoon NaCl which is the chemical symbol for sodium chloride better known as salt. I was toying with the idea of putting in as a fake last step to the chef salad recipe to place all the ingredients in the blender and puree for ten minutes but the other offending brother reminded me such an act could result in doing consequences until Jesus returned.
One evening when the brothers returned from work, Brother Faithful was already in the kitchen making dinner. He had a medium sized pot full of ice that he was heating up.
“What are you doing, brother?” asked one of the brothers.
Brother Faithful showed us the recipe card and the place where the standard called for two cups of thawed ice.
We stifled a laugh, held our composure and went on our way.
I wonder if Brother Faithful ever pulled the recipe calling for three cups of condensed steam.